A malady.



It has begun.
A jinx has descended causing chaos, tainting innocent souls, preying viciously on so what they claim, purity.
Hypnotised, every bloke will be awed by her salacious attitude.



So run away now.
Let me grant your escape plan before she comes and grabs you away.
before you have your soul tainted.
before the precious organ in your life be taken away, crushed & dejected.
before you realise it is all too late.




But you're not running away now, are you?
Why did you stop?





"You're different."
"You're not like the others."
"You're so perfect, so pretty, so popular. Everyone loves you."
"You're just so unique".

Oh, that is so cliche. Don't you have anything else to impress me? -



Vaccine.
You need one. Trust me.