WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Accountants do it with Double Entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ambulance drivers come quicker
♥ Australians do it Down Under
Bankers do it with interest
♥♥ Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Chess players check their Mates
♥♥ Cops do it with cuffs
♥♥ ♥ DJs do it on request
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Dentist do it orally
Detectives do it under cover
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
Engineers do it to specification
Firemen do it with a big hose
Garbage men come twice a week
Gardeners do it in the bushes
Gas attendants Pump all day
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
Landlords do it every 1st of the month
Mountain Climbers like to be on top
Pianists touch, tickle, and titilate!
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
Truckers do it in the road
♥ Travel Agents do it in lots of different places
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Zoologists do it with animals.
You know the code. So choose wisely.
But as for me.. don't judge me just yet.